This one goes out to all those folks who secretly want to see what all the holiday hoopla over Die Hard is about but who are too tender-hearted to watch all the shooting and blood and violence.  I took another beloved 1980s franchise, Muppet Babies, and mashed it up with Die Hard. Now it’s “ho ho ho I’ve got a nerf gun now!” and “yippie-kai-yay, Mr. Falcon!” (One of the all time greatest swear word dubs for broadcast television EVER.)